| Sep. 20th, 2009 @ 03:12 pm an OLD survey |
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This survey is 500 questions; really. ANd it's not a bunch of surveys slammed together, this little girl wrote them all herself. You can tell. I originally filled it out 8 days before moving to Tennessee, then TRIED to fill it out again, and got bored, years later. I filled it out today because i was DESPERATELY trying not to play WoW, spend 400 bucks on Amazon dot com, or clean my house.
I fully DONT expect anyone to read the entire thing. if you DO, please, please please tell me so i can be rightly impressed. If you fill it out, i WILL read yours. Hell, I read The Stand.
Walk in LIght, peeps.
Just Justin, 2k9
Also, just to save anyone having to ask, I was 26 the first time, so i refer to THAT Justin as Justin 26, instead of Justin (insert year).
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500 Questions About Me
1. What brand of toothpaste? Whatever. As long as it’s not bubblegum or cinnamon.
2. Shampoo and Conditioner in one, or separate? Separate, and they have to match.
3. What Brands? I’m a cheap bastard, so suave or anything on sale, as long as they match each other in not only brand, by “flavor”.
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular? Unflavored, and the cheap stuff, since I’m more likely to use it for household uses rather than in my mouth.
5. Do you roll your socks, or pull them up? Pull them up
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? I’m a folder. I don’t really understand the whole “wading” thing. It might as well be three seashells.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Well, this question doesn’t ask the name, so I guess I don’t HAVE to prove I know it; but, I wouldn’t be a Leo if I didn’t. Fauntleroy!!! In addition, “Dewey,” one of his triplet nephews, has a notable first name, Deuteronomy. I wrote the answer to this back when I had the Internet on my home computer, and had access to trillions of facts like this quite quickly.
8. Favorite color? Orange and I go way back. I DO so like the hunter green and black combo, though.
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? Nothing is preferred to anything. How’s that for deep philosophy?
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Bananas, though I prefer pears most of all… You DO know that a banana isn't a fruit, right? It’s a nut.
11. Lefty or righty? I’m a forced right, which means that when I was a baby, my mummers wouldn’t let me eat with my left hand. By the way, all decent peoples are right handed. Only sinister bastards use their left for anything besides wiping their asses and opening the fridge. Not, necessarily, in that order.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? The glass is completely full. Half of it is water, and half of it is air. Imma realist…
13. Bleh or blah? This is going to be a loooong survey, isn’t it? I prefer "meh", as it reminds me of my beloved, though I don’t really use it myself, which ALSO reminds me of my beloved. At times, I can still be caught making cat-related noises for happy or sad “audio emoticons.”
14. What do you like about yourself? I enjoy being a Leo, to be sure. And just about everything else, too. I’ve been told I’m an intellectual bully, and I’ve embraced it.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? My first pair of boxers was Taz, but I lost them when I told the girl I'd been dating to fuck off after I moved back to PA. I had thought she'd killed herself, as she promised, but it turns out she's just gone on with her life, without mailing them back to me. I miss those damn things. They were so much more to me than the girl who probably has them in her hope chest, somewhere in the wilds of Canada. Wow, after reading all that (my answer from 3 years ago), I have to smile. I didn’t, in fact, answer the question. So, “Yes.” I would wear Taz boxers.
16. Do you sing in the shower? I do indeed. I also sing on the walk home from Masonic, during the parts where no one is around to hear me.
17. Do you talk to your cat? I talk to all cats I come across, and if I had one, it’d be sick to death of my voice. I’d prolly read to it…
18. Do you talk to yourself? Who better to talk to? But not out loud.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? I don’t have a dentist anymore. If I did, though, I think I'd just try not to think of them. I HAVE crushed on cute gals that have cut my hair in the past. I love the feeling of someone playing with my hair, which someone found out yesterday in what will likely come back to bite me in the ass…
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? No, and he doesn’t know mine. I get mail for like seven people at the house.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? Yeah, I let the bastard have the day off.
22. Do you have 11 toes? No, but I know a girl with three nipples.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? “How tall are you?” pause for answer. “Well, this girl I’m seeing online is the same height. I was wondering if I could kiss you just to see if I’m too (tall or short – insert one).”
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Only if it was in like a 24 pack or something. I would not select a pink pen.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? If it only came in pink, I suppose it’s possible. Oh, strawberry kiwi ice tea is pink. Also, Teaberry gum and milkshakes, so…yeah, I suppose I would buy pink things, mainly if I was going to eat them.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Batman…
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? /me makes a “Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl bunny” joke…
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a guy? Ah, prolly not. I mean, unless I was a professional wrestler like “The Rock” and I was doing my schtick. Then, I guess so…
29. What color nail polish/lipstick do you wear? Hey, this is a GIRLS questionaire! Damn sexist bastards… Even if I were a girl, I wouldn’t wear those things…
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? I chew my nails..
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? Not likely. I’d just pop it, wipe it, and, if it was really bad, cover it with some sort of paint product. But, I never had that problem in school.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Only if they’re GIRL jeans, Chris…
33. How do you take mascara off? I’m guessing girls have some sort of special trick to it.
34. Would a guy wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? If he was holding like 8 million dollars in his teeth, I’d be fully aroused.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? I just check the little tag, it says the size right on it. Failing that, you ask the girl how big she is, subtract 2 if she’s over 21, and 3 if she’s under 21 and that’s normally the right answer.
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss? I hate all that crap…
37. What's better: gummi sweet tarts or sweet tart gum? Gummi coke bottles.
38. M&Ms or Skittles? Reece’s Pieces
39. Do you go to public places with your dad, and actually TALK to him? My Dad’s cool as shit. We should hang out more …
40. What is 1+1? An emoticon of a girl with a zit on picture day?
41. What is your favorite holiday? Wow, 41 questions in, and I’ve had like 4 “The Ex” related answers. I don’t really give a shit about holidays irl. In WoW, it’s the Halloween-based event. Right now is Brewfest, and I got the remote on the first day, so I’m pretty happy. If I get a rhino mount in the next two weeks, I’ll be shitting pure happiness…
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman? RuBee Rod for the win, Shadow.
43. How old are you? Wow, having to change this from 26 to 32 might be the lowpoint of my week…
44. How old do you WANT to be? 22 forever would be shibby. But if I have to go back to an age and start aging again, I’d be 15…
45. Where do you want to live? Ireland or Scottland, unless I can swing a secluded island.
46. Where do you want to go? Everywhere..
47. Who do you want to meet? Salina Gomez in two years.
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? I’m a diet tea drinker. I used to drink kool-aid with NO sugar…
49. Does pine-sol smell good? Just the thought of that shit makes me ill. That scene in 6th sense almost had me throwing up.
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Usually chicken, green peppers, and red onions.
51. Do you like toast? hate it
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? Still? I never carved pumpkins, far as I know…
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Fuck no. I remember leaving veggies for Rudolph, when I was six. Then I found out who the tooth fairy was, and haven’t trusted a grown-up for well over two decades.
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yeah, but if I really want some, I can get a whole mouthful at Wal-Mart…
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? Yup, and two of them have seen pliers…
56. Clear or colored? Clear or colored teeth? What the hell does this mean?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? Do you think a dentist’s 12 year old daughter wrote this? I do…
58. Where is your hand right NOW? On my keyboard, dumbass… Oh, unless you mean my right one, it was on my mouse when I read the question. It’s a WoW thing. It’s on the keyboard NOW, though. Home row, baby.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? Without my right ear, my glasses would fall off, and I couldn’t see what my left pinky’s doing…
60. Okay or O'tay? OK, fags…OK
61. French poodle or french kiss? I know a chick with a French poodle I’d like to French kiss. See how you have to be careful where you put the nouns in your sentences?
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? I’m thinking it’s two inches by four feet. I have no professional way of knowing, but Hacksaw Jim Duggan carried one long-ass piece of wood, and was prolly four feet.
63. If not, how big are they REALLY? Why would a dentist’s daughter need to know about 2 by 4s?
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? Sorry, I didn’t know I was going to need one. I’m still looking for an extra toe and a mouthful of teeth. Are we…building something unholy?
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? My mother’s. I don’t know my father’s exactly. I know what week it is, but, by my age, it’s hard to remember birthdays. I mainly just note your zodiac sign.
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Nope. I know the birthday of the two I lived with, though I can never remember what year Randi was born. The other three are just gonna have to let me slide. It’s not like they’re gonna see three decades of back birthday cards from me at this point.
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? Not that I’m aware of.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? White’s a color…
69. What do you think of Smurfette? She’d be tight… (What the hell was I SUPPOSED to say?)
70. What is your favorite book? American Gods by Neil Gaiman.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Like a HUGE fight waiting to happen. Pretty sure that the one I love would be damn upset to be transported to a cabin in the woods without notice.
72. Salmon or Cod? Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and wrigglin'. You keep nasty chips!
73. Crab or Lobster? I’m a crab fanatic, when I can get it. I hate lobster, even if it’s free..
74. What sounds better: up or down? Depends on what’s underneath or overhead…
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways, here in PA…
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Fuck, you caught me scratching. Lol. Really.
77. Describe the best day of your life. Most of the really good days in my life are extremely depressing thoughts at this point. I had a lot of fun yesterday, though. I wish it had lasted longer.
78. Broom or mop? I've had enough fucking mopping and sweeping for a dozen lifetimes...
79. What is your favorite word? extabore
80. Free! You don't have to answer this since there is no question.
81. What is your full name? Justin Michael Henninger Grexon Klinger the 1st, at least until someone else wants the job….
82. What do you wish your name was? Batman. He’s rich AND dead, two things I long for, am unwilling to work for, and prolly never will be…
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Nope.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Fauntleroy
85. Are your feet the same size? My SHOES are the same size, and that’s good enough for me.
86. Cassettes or CDs? Cds, of course!
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? I’m my entire home. I don’t have “traditions” I have “shit I do.” And, no.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Are you even READING my answers?
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? I tear into them like I damn-well mean it…
90. 410 more to go, are you bored? There’s no way I’m getting all the way through this in one sitting. It amazes me to think I ever did all 500 before.
91. Do you like onions? Big fan. Especially red onions, which, in case you did not know, are the purple ones. I’m guessing they’re saving the term “Purple Onions” for some weird, gay thing.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Destintion: Unknown.
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Plead the 5th, your honor J
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? I never could get vent to work right. I could hear, but not talk. And it’s totally not my mic.
95. Frogs or toads? Depends on what I’m doing with them…
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe in anything you say…
97. 8 or 3? Give me a pair of three’s, that way, when I want an eight, I can make one…
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? This long…
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? That maybe, but Fox is FANTASTIC!
100. You made it. Do you love me now? Depends..are you a redhead?
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? I was a pencil-chewer, not crayons...
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? Something that would totally destroy me if I got it. Luckilly, I did not. And, likely, never will.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Like, the first verse, and maybe the second, but there are like FOUR more or some shit…
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No cable. I can download it, though. And have a tiny, little party called “Justin likes to be feux-witty and start his sentences with the word ‘and’.”
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? I’m thinking…no..
106. If not, what? Fauntleroy
107. What about your daughter? Fauntlerette
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. In a lake, I got bit on the nipple by a fish, and freaked out…
109. Do you read tabloids? I used to really enjoy the covers. Sadam and Osama’s gay marriage stuff…
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? I totally didn’t know this bit was coming when I made that joke like 50 questions ago. And; no. Bugs Bunny isn’t part of my Rule 63.
111. Do you like cotton candy? Only a little taste at a time…
112. Do you suffer from cramps? As opposed to…enjoying them?
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? That was Brian’s favorite commercial…
114. Favorite food? anything taco bell, meatloaf, itallian yumminess…
115. What would be the first either chicken or egg? This is worded horribly. Without a chicken, there just isn’t an egg, damnit. God didn’t create unborn adam and fetal eve. So the chicken must have been a chicken first. That, and I think it’s a bit racist to assume that only chickens made eggs back then… bastards…
116. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? fuck that noise…
117. Apple pie or cherry pie? Depends on whether or not I have a redheaded band-geek waiting to shove a trumpet up my ass. Ah, the old days. I actually did date a redheaded trumpet-toting gal, though we had no idea about such things as using musical instruments as sex toys. On a random note; my Arcade Fire torrent just finished ;) Woot…
118. Pepsi or Coke? Coke, if I’m going to drink one or the other… Coke Zero is a nice change of pace from tea and water. I had one the other night while watching “9” with Aaron, and it was the shit.
119. Strawberry or Vanilla? I like them together, silly…vienna cream is the best…
120.what thing would do if you won the lottery? If it was a hella lot of money, I’d prolly ask a certain girl if she’d like to pretend to love me until we blew it all; most likely in Scotland. She could drive me around in her brand new little orange jeep that I’d keep the title to.
121. Favorite movie? Coraline, Mirrormask, Back to the Future II, Indiana Jones and the Last Cruisade, Batman (90s), Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Maverick, Blade, Men in Black, The Spirit, yada yada yada...
122. Favorite Actor? These days, I don’t usually care who the main actor is.
123. Favorite Actress? Salina Gomez. Anyone from the Whedenverse gives a movie bonus points, as well.
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Cold pizza left-overs…
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Naked, and shaved… The LEGS, you perv.
126. Do you like apple sauce? Nope. Well, the unsweetened stuff is okay...
127. Midnight or mid-day? Four AM, when the servers reset.
128. Hope or Billy? Wow, a reference I don’t get. That’s very rare. Armin or Seymour?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Who the hell can get cottonballs in their ears?
130. cheese: Sure, why the hell not?
131. car or plane? Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a station wagon at LaGuardia?
132. hot or cold tea? Is it Iced Tea? Then I really have no idea…
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Depends on if a crab died in the yogurt.
134. Spoon or fork? spork
135. Are you crying right now? No, but I started a joke that started the whole world crying…
136. Fling or flick? Depends on my alcohol-level…
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand,
what do you see? My Captain Planet and the Planeteers power ring? Wait, no. That’s knuckle-hair. My mistake…
138. Look to your left, what do you see? Like 140 seasons of television on DVDs, a rhino beanie baby, a stack of blank CDs and DVDs, a knife… friggin LOADS of other stuff. For a complete list, send a S.E.S.E. to yhn.
139. Look to your right, what do you see? 18 plastic crates from Wal-Mart, strung together with tie-down straps, covered in books. My nest, my alarm clock. Pajama bottoms. Like 50 action figures in their boxes on the wall, and posters of Star Wars, The Incredibles, Daria, Harry Potter, and Happy Bunny.
140. Who is at your house right now? It’s just me. It’s just about ALWAYS just me…
141. Are your legs crossed right now? Yes, but I cross and uncross them quite a bit.
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? No, and No…
143. Favorite song? I have a TON of favorites. I can’t even limit it to one disk of MP3s, let alone ONE song… The song “Witchy Woman” done on the “Witchblade” comic book CD is one of my favorites, though, randomly chosen. I like “CNR” by Weird Al, and you should go youtube that song right fucking now, and come back here. Also, the Coraline songs from “Where are you, Neil?” and that song from the “Where the Wild Things Are” trailer by Arcade Fire.
144. Boxers or briefs? Tightie whities, if I have to wear pants, nudity, if I’m without pants…
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? I’m not big into candy, really. Just if there’s some lying about, and I see it…
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? I friggin hate gum.
147. Do you like to fish? Only on WoW. My level 5 got Old Crafty! And she’s a warlock. I about pissed win and god out my nose…
148. Is your grandpa cool? I assume he’s room temperature; he’s dead…
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Tons, he’s dead…
150. Do you snore? Well, dentist’s daughter, why don’t you spend the night and tell me.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Inertly like diet iced tea…
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."? Depends on how much naughty teenage girl-on-girl action each of these girls is getting. But, most likely Alexis.
153. Does it taste good? Yeah, baby.. Who else thinks this question should be below the next one?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I lick them, baby. Free acid that way…
155. Do you chew on pens and pencils? Are we paying attention?
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? fox trot, bizarro, garfield, calvin, and any other Far Side rip-off are equally tied in my heart for comics-only judging.
157. Acting class or class act? Speaking of ‘ACT’, what happened to the dentistry questions?
158. Upside-down or downside-up? Mmmmm…pineapple cake….
159. What's up? Yo momma?
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? What I’d want cute red-headed Kirsten Dunst to say to me from her very compromising position on top of me…
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? Firstly, that “What are you touching” question…
162. Blondes or brunettes? Blondes are nice. Brunettes are okay, unless they have black hair. Redheads are quite nice themselves…usually..
163. Push or pull? Hey, look! A two-headed llama!
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? If it says “Pull”, I say “Hey, a talking door!”
165. Do you even read those door things? I used to read novels often. I don’t think a single-word sign on a door’s going to give me the wiggins, though if I could get the “Push” sign as an audio book, I’d much prefer it.
166. Do spiders scare you? Only if they outweigh me… Fuck, reading over my old answers like 6 years later, I have to admit that was a GOOD answer. Kudos, Justin 26. Now, make sure you keep a hold of that girlfriend of yours. Might I suggest knocking her up? Her parents would pretty much demand she marry you, then…
167. What does? What outweighs me? Whales, Hippos, Alice Ness…
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? By the time I type this line, I do…
169. What was your first word? Most likely, “blarganfarthanphflaggin”
170. What was your first phrase? Since it was the 70’s, it was some prolly hippie tree-huggin crap…
171. What can you not pronounce? I can’t pronounce people man and wife…
172. Did you know my phone just rang? What’s your favorite scary movie, Drew Berrymore?
173. Is your phone ringing? Thankfull, no.
174. What's your phone number? It’s very likely NOT 931-581-1475. Call it and see…
175. Do you eat your toenails? I’m not saying I never did, but I never do.
176. Are you in drag right now? Punisher shirt; pink kitty cat pajama bottoms…tightie whitey boy underwear. I’m like 1/3 in drag right now.
177. WalMart or Kmart? Walmart, TOTALLY owns my heart-retail super-chainwise. I have been in K-mart ONCE since I stopped working there, to help Chris pick out a suitcase to go to Florida with. I didn’t buy anything, and didn’t even go towards the registers / service desk.
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Drew
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? More than 13, but not a lot more…
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? I could just keep doing them, I suspect…
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now? I sure am. But if I wasn’t going to spin around, I’m not going to run a mile. I can still do it in less than 10 minutes, though, even in my current unhealthy state.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? I don’t have a bike…
183. Are they flat? How existential.
184. Can you do a hand-stand? Only on someone else’s hands
185. Front or back? Depends on whether or not she’s drunk…
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? Time to finish the survey I got to question 186 on on December 11th, 2003, then gave up, apparently. Six months later, I filled the whole thing out, and, I assume, posted it. Then, sometime in 2k6, I tried again to fill it out and failed. Now, September 20th, 2k9, I’m filling it out to avoid playing WoW or cleaning my house. I have no idea if I’ll succeed.
187. Are you on fire right now? No, that's something else...
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 50-50
189. Sprite or 7-up? Coke will be fine.
190. Mug Root beer or DrPepper? Coke will be fine.
191. Bambi or Thumper? Coke will be fine.
192. Do you think Flower is hot? I’m sure I could find a hot-as-hell Rule 63 of him.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Okay, I would, only if there was already a huge pile of people who had jumped down there, to break my fall. I could loot them as I climbed my way down the pile, and maybe make enough money to move to Scotland with some extremely hot barely legal chick.
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? Ah, no. For like 25 thousand, I'd lick one of them...
195. Do you know there are people who would do that? Did YOU know I’d rather buy new metal spoons than clean my old ones?
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? I can use subtraction. I suppose I *COULD* count, if I really had to do.
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? If it is, it’s a FORCED rightie.
198. 5 7 8-1234569%555x3=? See, this is why we don't let a dentist's daughter write our surveys, Constant Reader....
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? The same number as I had before I went to the store, dumbass. And I'd give you my five dollars to lick Prince's foot, with its eleven toes...
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? My old answer: (Okay, only *!* get to call Beth "the wild thing"!) was totally epic win. I don’t have a current one, so Imma just let that one ride.
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia? *copy* *paste*
202. Can you burp whenever you want? No, but whenever I burp, I want to have done it...
203. Will you call me? Well, it’s quite likely you’re over 18 now, since this survey’s old. Sure, Dentist’s Daughter, I’d call you. I’d even give you the answer to the sexual fantasies question. Bring an ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables.
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? "How much is YOUR hermit crab?" to a girl selling hermit crabs at a mall kiosk... Really.
205. When you sit are you actually standing? Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers...
206. Spit or swallow? I like to spit, and love to swallow, but, of course, it doesn't mean the same thing for me, since I don't give head...to boys, anyway...
207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me? I'd talk to you, if I knew who the fuck you were...
208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez? Gods, I can't believe it says 'rulez'! Sure, whatever...
209. How old were you when you were 12? Far older than other 12-year-olds, I assure you...
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat? Well, today was a good day, and I had zero, so...I guess none...
211. On a bad? Coke will be fine.
212. X-Men or Power Rangers? The X-Men, but Iron Man can kill the lot of them from orbit...
213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? Yeah, I'll get to that after I run a mile... at least THIS time I’m being nice enough to spellcheck your questions…
214. Do people give you money? Not enough of them...
215. Pizza or squid? I HOPE the pizza doesn’t get me, TOM!
216. Love or war? You should always choose love, not war, unless you love to kill.
217. What's your favorite sense: sight, touch hearing, smelling, or taste? and why? Sight, above the others, because I'd be paranoid and try to kill myself if I didn't know what was coming...
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why? I could never pick a day to relive. It would totally destroy me to spend another day with her, knowing it would all be over again when the day ended. You should look up the play; “Our Town.”
219. Shake or stir? How's about a glass of Go Fuck Yourself...
220. Pen or pencil? Word Processor, godly or otherwise.
221. On or off? I’d like to get off, please...
222. Ribbit or croak? whatever you call the noise a cicada makes...
223. Comb or brush? I use a comb. I used to be told by a wise woman I should be using a brush.
224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees? racist bitch...
225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe? I don't call them a damn thing...
226. How long are yours? they go into my head...
227. How long is your hair? too long, but pretty short...
228. Will you please send me your picture? Then you’d never come see me…
229. A large group of friends or a best friend? a large best friend, though not nearly as large as when I last filled this survey out.
230. Nick or Shawn? .... I was going to type " Coke will be fine.” but decided against it. To hell with Nick AND Shawn...
231. Lori or Kim? .... Lori and Kim can go fuck themselves, as well. I’d be happy to advise them on styles and accessories. Oh, unless Kim’s an Asian guy.
232. Laurie or Lori? .... Awwe, Lori's back. Okay, I like her persistence, so: Lori...
233. Chris or Kris? This question makes me pause, now. I miss Kris more than I’d usually admit. Of course, my second-best-friend is named Chris, so… LORI sneaks in and wins this bitch for the home team! Go Lori!
234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met? I had a one night stand with a girl who said “You can pee on me if you want to.” I didn’t acknowledge it, until a few minutes later, when she asked “So…are you gonna?” and I was like “Wah?” And she said, nonchalantly “Pee on me?” I was like…”Maybe next time.”
235. Why? Oh, I guess that answer should have been down here. The answer to 234 would be “That girl I just told you about.”
236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met? Dude, she wanted me to pee on her. What more do you want?
237. Why? Riight, I swear I didn’t try that, but once again, 236 is the answer to this one, and the answer to 236 is “That girl I just told you about.”
238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild? Well, I didn’t pee on her.
239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry? Okay, out of those four, Imma pick dry. I’m not all that dry, but I’m drier than I am shy.
240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? I think everyone who uses the word 'rad' (cept for in responses to journal entries, like now) to be bad and sad. I consider myself to be a glad fad lad...
241. Wind, water, Earth or fire? I'm an Earth, but I believe in chaos elementals, such as lightning, beaches, and other places the elements DANCE...
242. Earth or sky? I get a big kick out of being on the ground, baby...
243. Iced or hot? Depends on what you're doing it to, how, and why. I usually prefer warm and moist...
244. Mocha or regular? I'm not really into either such thing. I DO drink Vanilla Cappacino, (a word that’s not in the spellchecker, so I don’t know how to spell it)
245. Would you like fries with that? Well, perhaps if they're CURLY fries.
246. Single or double? Can't I have both?
247. Mild or hot sauce? Just give me my bag of tacos, and stop blaming ME cuz you have a shitty job.
248. What do you think about guns? I suppose they’re better than working out. I prefer knives, and have them all over the house, as well as a large collection of blunt-style weapons.
249. What color is your hand? .a peachy-russet...
250. Do you like being called nice? No, because if someone’s calling me that, they’re lying. I’m not nice. I’m a bad man, and I don’t particularly take other people’s feelings into account when I say the things I think out loud.
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